If you think you're too small to make
a difference, try sleeping in a room with an active mosquito.
take a good look at what youre about to eat.
Its not so important to know what it is, but you
should know what it was.
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Blue-green
meat, now that's bad for you!
who are tough never have to tell you that they are.
Its the same with people who are honest.
miss a chance to shut up. Well-timed silence has more
eloquence than speech.
• The easiest way to eat crow is
when its still warm. The colder it gets the harder
it is to swallow.
• Dont interfere with somethin
that aint botherin you none.
has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
• If you
find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
• If it
dont seem like its worth the effort, it
dont take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of
• Never ask
a barber if you need a haircut.
• If you
get to thinkin youre a person of some
considerable influence, try ordering someone elses
• Dont worry about bitin off more than you can
chew, your mouth is likely a whole lot bigger than you